You've Got Questions. I've Got Stupid Answers.

Welcome to the mind of a sports intern.

There are many oddities in the sports world and life that deserve a nonsensical opinion to accompany them. This is where I step in. Recently hired as a sports intern at a local news station, I see and hear many things that deserve to be written about. What hypothetical questions can I answer for you? For starters...

- Is Hazel Mae allowed to do a NESN Sports Desk broadcast without wearing a low-cut shirt?
- Can Tim McCarver actually pronounce his own name?
- Would it really be that bad of an idea for Isiah Thomas to take over as commissioner of the WNBA?
- Is the Boston Herald run by monkeys?
- If Shaquille O'Neal shot one hundred free throws in a row, would he make more than half? More importantly, would he airball less then 20?
- Will Gilbert Gottfried's greatest roll forever be known as the voice of the "Aflac Duck"?

This is the start of an entertaining, yet bizarre, written outlook on sports and life. Proceed with caution.

- Sports Intern.